“Guys, guys, I got this.”
~AFFotD Editor-in-Chief Johnny Roosevelt
Our writing staff had a bit too much to drink last night, and the night before, and God, like, the week before that and, well let’s just say they’re not in a state to write at the moment. Most of us have a kind of existential hangover, you know the kind where it’s less “Oh man, I’m so hungover, I drank too much last night” and more, “Oh God, what am I doing to myself, oh why did I do this, what is life, what is my purpose”? No? Just us?
Anyway, since our Editor-in-Chief has the terrifying ability to bounce back from a night of drinking that rivals even the most accomplished college drinkers, he decided to take the reins and write you a little think piece in our new, borderline-pandering-for-cheap-page views segment, AFFotD Tries To Be Topical. Enjoy.
And God, dim the monitor just a bit, that’s killing our eyes. And get us a cup of coffee, will ya? Ugh. Never drinking that much again, we can tell you that much.
You’re right, that’s a bold-faced lie. Anyway, to lighten the mood, here’s an article about how Ebola will not kill you, and you all need to calm the hell down.
AFFotD Tries to be Tropical: The Ebola Virus