“What he said.”
~Johnny Roosevelt
This Saturday, while we know you’re going to spend most of your day lounging on your couch, slowly getting drunk while watching the NFL playoffs, we’ll leave you with this image of the week (well, .gif actually) that will hopefully at least motivate you to get what you need to get done tonight. And by that, we mean, we urge you to go and get shitty. Tell ’em, Teddy.
Have a great weekend, everyone. Time to get shit done.
Posted in Saturday Image of the Week
“10! 9! 8! 7! 6! Math is hard! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
~You, tonight
It’s New Years Eve. What are you doing reading this sober? Thanks to AFFotD reader Mark for sending us this picture.
Have a great 2012 everyone. Those fucking Mayans.
“Keep on reaching, little guy.”
~Yes. Keep on reaching.
Every Saturday we tend to half-ass and piece together an article with a picture slapped on it, because it’s Saturday and we treat Fridays like Americans should- by getting mindlessly drunk and possibly threatening to punch a fucker in the face. (Yeah we’re talking to you. You know who you are. Come at us, bro. Come at us.)
But every once and a while we take a moment to salute the future, because we all know that eventually, our future Americans will be just as American as us. Here is one of those moments.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
Posted in Saturday Image of the Week
“Ha, I think this broke the part of my brain that tells me if stuff is offensive of not.”
~AFFotD’s Censorship Bureau
So apparently people had a problem with this shirt for a logging festival. We don’t see who would consider it offensive.
Oh right. Have a good weekend, everyone.
“We’re gonna be lazy. Deal.”
~AFFotd Staff
It’s Saturday. Here’s an image. You’re not gonna be happy with the little effort put into this post, but, you know…
Have a good weekend, everyone.
“Well done, Mark. Well done.”
~Johnny Roosevelt, AFFotD Editor-in-Chief
We often encourage our American readers to live American lives, and every once in a while, our readers help remind us why we do what we do. The following image of the week was submitted by a reader, Mark, with the subsequent message.
AFFotD,
“How could we even try to improve on this?”
~AFFotD
Nothing to report here. Just…a weirdly awesome but racist photo.
What do you see? What…do you see?
Ha….this is totally offensive…and it’s the best thing you’ll see all day.
Have a great weekend everybody.
Posted in Saturday Image of the Week
Tagged America, Mr. T, Saturday Image of the Week
“That’s no cat…that’s a space station.”
~Someone just wrote that line for a Fan Fic
Americans love their pets. It’s not an unusual thing for them to worry about, but it’s something that most American do indeed worry about.
But every once in a while, you don’t worry about your own pet. You worry, and hope, that everyone else’s pet is awesome. Like…well, this.
Yes. This.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Posted in Saturday Image of the Week
Tagged America, Awesome Cat, Saturday Image of the Week
“Heh. Penis.”
~AFFotD Editor-in-Chief Johnny Roosevelt
We don’t have much to add to this. Here’s a comic.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
“Finally found this fucking picture.”
~Johnny Roosevelt
It’s Saturday, which means it’s another opportunity for us to forgo responsibility and post a picture instead of some sort of meaningful article about, we don’t know, isinglass. Fish swim bladders for booze. Holy shit we absolutely need to write about that now.
Anyway, here’s a man drowning in beer.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Posted in America Fun Fact of the Day
Tagged America, Beer, Beerfest, Drowning in Beer, Isinglass, Saturday Image of the Week
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