“You’re dead if you run this image, you hear me? Fucking DEAD.”
As many of you no doubt are aware, we have a bit of a Faustian contract with Wendy’s. And they really don’t like it when we talk about the competition. Like, really don’t like it.
But fuck them. This is our image of the week, and we don’t care what happens to us if we make it about KFC. Because KFC made a logo so fucking big you can see it in space.
We literally stuck up our middle finger at nature and said, “Fuck you, Earth, you’re hawking fried chicken now.”
Delicious, delicious fried chicken.
Have a good weekend, everybody.
“In these parts, there be monsters.”
~Very possibly a Johnny Depp movie
As you’re aware, it’s Saturday, which means AFFotd is going to sexually assault your viewholes with some intensely American picture. It could be a car sideways inside a van. Could be Teddy Roosevelt killing Bigfoot. Could be, uh, this?
A question asked by many a heartbroken prison inmate. Have a good weekend, everyone.
“HOLY HELL GREAT-GRANDPAP!”
~AFFotD Editor-in-Chief Johnny Roosevelt
You’re no doubt all aware of our massive man-crush on Teddy Roosevelt. And by “man crush” we mean “if we think a negative thought about him his ghost will find us and hunt us down.”
Hunt us down something like this.
Holy hell look at that. That is Teddy Roosevelt standing over the corpse of the giant elephant that he killed. We can only presume it was with his bare hands. Thank god photography was invented in time to catch Teddy Roosevelt.
Just look at it. Look at it.
Have a great week, everyone.
“Hey, that reporter looks like….ohhhhhh.”
Americans have a broad sense of humor. We can appreciate
a fart joke just as much as a Woody Allen movie.
What we’re trying to say is that we find this screen shot to be absolutely hilarious.
Have a great weekend everybody.
“TEDDY ROOSEVELT! BIGFOOT! TWO MEN ENTER! ONE MAN LEAVES! THUNDERDOMEEEEE!”
~The non-Australian version of Mad Max
America loves epic battles. Ali versus Frazier. Ali versus Foreman. Some other epic battles that don’t involve Ali. What we’re trying to say is that America loves badass fights. And it’s Saturday, so you know that means you’re due an image of the week. And yes, your assumption that today’s image will be a badass fight is totally correct.
Don’t say we’ve never done anything for you, America. Here’s Teddy Roosevelt shooting up the motherfucking Bigfoot.
Have a good weekend everyone.
“Yeah, that’s something I would say.”
It’s Saturday, so it’s time for another Image of the Week. This one is particularly glorious, if we do say so ourselves.
“Fuck you, kid!”
~Chuck E. Cheese
It’s Saturday, so again, it’s time for another amazing American picture with little description. Sometimes it’s something simple, like a bird riding on an eagle’s back. Sometimes it’s…well, a kid getting flipped off by Chuck-E-Cheese.
Have a good weekend, everyone.
“THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME!”
We at America Fun Fact of the Day have a credo. You may have heard of it. It goes…fuck nature. And here’s the thing. When you have a common enemy, the best thing you can hope for? That’s right. You want them…TO DO BATTLE!
BEAR VERSUS TIGER! No matter who wins…we win!
Have a great weekend everyone. Congratulations to every American named Joe and Katie getting married today.
“Eh. Do it. Whatever.”
As you’ve no doubt realized by this point, AFFotD excels at creating images that summarize America in week long format. So here is an example of this.
Haaaa. You’re doing it wrong. Have a good weekend everybody.
“Yeah, that’s pretty cool I guess.”
There was a news story this week about how someone hella overpaid for the only verified pictures of Billy he Kid. You mainly know of this guy because Robert Redford made him seem really cool. Anyway, it was supposed to sell for$300,000 bu instead it went for over two million. Why? Because America loves overpaying for useless nostalgic bullshit.
Have a good weekend everybody.