“HOLY HELL GREAT-GRANDPAP!”
~AFFotD Editor-in-Chief Johnny Roosevelt
You’re no doubt all aware of our massive man-crush on Teddy Roosevelt. And by “man crush” we mean “if we think a negative thought about him his ghost will find us and hunt us down.”
Hunt us down something like this.
Holy hell look at that. That is Teddy Roosevelt standing over the corpse of the giant elephant that he killed. We can only presume it was with his bare hands. Thank god photography was invented in time to catch Teddy Roosevelt.
Just look at it. Look at it.
Have a great week, everyone.