“This is how we do it, America.”
We all know [REDACTED] by this point. Contrary to popular belief, we don’t always just make him do terrible, awful things. Well, okay we absolutely do, but every once and a while he gets out of his shackles and spends some American time on his own. And in the case of Thanksgiving, he decided to take some poor-resolution photos and send us a description of his Thanksgiving. While we’re pretty impressed, we’re not jealous- our office’s Thanksgiving celebration involves turning metals into liquor and enough Turkey beheadings to technically qualify as an international act of aggression.
That being said, we have absolutely no issues letting you in on the booze and gluttony that is…
[REDACTED]’s Delicious Thanksgiving