“Heh. COCK of Barcelos.”
~Our Giggling Copy Editor
Last week, we wrote an article that basically centered on the premise of “a lot of countries have silly or unusual national animals, and a bunch of these national animals don’t even exist, let’s make fun of them.” We held ourselves to one penis joke (heh, phrasing) and we can assure you we will not be so restrained this time around. Here are more of…
The Weirdest Official National Animals in the World: Mythical Creatures Edition (Part 2) Continue reading
Posted in America Fun Fact of the Day, Insulting Foreigners, The Rest of Them
Tagged America, Chollima, Cock of Barcelos, Garuda, Greece, Hungary, Indonesia, Mythical Creatures, Mythical National Animals, National Animals, National Emblem, North Koera, Phoenix, Portugal, Russia, Serbia, Turul
“Goddamn it, I knew Chicago would win. Those bastards.”
~The, like, four New Yorkers who actually were upset that the New York-style hot dog was so low on this list
When we began our trek through America’s regional hot dogs, we were legitimately worried. We had just finished writing about 11,000 words talking about long bread sandwiches, and it literally tore families apart and drove half of our staff to insanity. And we were going to immediately follow that nightmare up with a systematic breakdown of hot dog styles? Did we have a death wish outside of our normal “eating and drinking so much that interventions pretty much have become a part of our weekly schedule” death wish?
As it turns out, the task wasn’t quite so daunting. Most hot dog styles follow a pretty basic blueprint. Talking about the different regional kinds of, say, chili dogs requires about as much research as talking about various pizza toppings. New Jersey wanted to put chili on their hot dog. Georgia puts their chili dog in a bowl. Pennsylvania likes to name things from Pennsylvania after Texas. It’s not exactly academic research, but it is hot dogs, so it’s still worth our attention our affection. And these four hot dogs remaining are the ones we love the most. So let’s dig in.
Regional Hot Dog Styles Of America: Part 4
Posted in AFFotD Special Features, Hot Dogs, Hamburgers, Steaks
Tagged America, Chicago, Chicago Style Hot Dog, chili dog, Cincinnati, Cincinnati Chili, Coney Island, Coney Island Hot dog, Detroit, Don't Put Ketchup On Your Hot Dog, Hot Dog, hot dogs, Hot Wiener, hot wieners, Never Put Ketchup on a Hot Dog, New york System, Phoenix, Regional Hot Dogs, Sonoran, Sonoran Hot Dog, Tucson