“How many beers must a man down, before you can call him a man?”
A wise man once said, “Shut up I don’t care if you ran out of introductions to do for this weekly beer news gimmick, just have one of the interns jot down a random sentence once he’s done with his AFFotD sanctioned cage match. You can tell him I made you do it, me, Johnny Roosevelt, editor-in-chief of America Fun Fact of the Day.” We’re pretty sure it was Ghandi, but the real quotation attribution has been lost to time. Anyway, beer time.
This Week In Beer: November 12th Edition
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Tagged America, Annie Kuster, Beer, Blackhawks, Cigars, Drunk Turkey, Germany, Hockey, New Hampshire, Sam Adams, This Week In Beer, Turkey
“I feel more connected to my team and engaged in this sporting event for reasons totally unrelated to arousal!”
~American Males Watching Cheerleaders at a Sporting Event
Nothing celebrates the flower of American womanhood quite like cheerleading. We take athletic, energetic, scantily clad women, and have them hypnotize predominantly male audiences at sporting events into learning how to spell team names. We also decided to create a bitter, occasionally violent, rivalry between them and girl volleyball players, because hey, cat fight. It’s a beautiful tradition that our nation embraces wholeheartedly, and it’s what separates us from the goddamn Europeans. However, the names of most of these teams are so embarrassing that those of us with a weak stomach for poorly misplaced puns sometimes question if it’s even worth it. That’s why we’re here, with the help of some outside research from an intrepid AFFotD supporter who felt that “the people HAVE to know” to run down the best and worst of the Cheer Squad names in America. Well, it’s more like the so-so and the worst. Okay most of them are just plain awful. Let’s move on and post some pictures of women not wearing a lot of clothing to skyrocket the page views for this sucker then, shall we?
America’s Best (And Worst) Cheer Squad Team Names
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Tagged 2012 olympics, America, Atlanta Falcons, Baseball, Basketball, Bring It On, Carolina Panthers, cheer squads, Cheerleaders, cheerleading, Chicago Bears, Chicago Bulls, Dallas Cowboys, Dance Group, Football, Hockey, Ice Crew, Miami Dolphins, MLB, NBA, New Jersey Jets, New Orleans Saints, NFL, NHL, Sports