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The Newest Batch of Absurd Bowl Game Names

Back in 2018, we wrote about Absurd College Football Bowl Games. We thought bowl games had jumped the shark.

There was the Cheribundi Tart Cherry Boca Raton Bowl. The Raycom Media Camellia Bowl. Hell, now the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl feels downright quaint.

And we get it. For the past years our staff has been not posting much, being busy doing regular stuff, like, learning how to socialize again, or getting really into weird beers. But we with the drastic change to the college football playoff system, the millions of dollars in NIL deals, something we guess is called a transfer window, a lot has changed in the NCAA.

But not one thing. That’s right. Teenagers may be making millions. But you know what also makes millions? SPONSORSHIPS BAY-BEE! And so, guess what, bowl games have only gotten crazier in the last seven years.

So let’s take a look at-

2025’s Most Absurdly Titled NCAA Bowl Games

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Five Americans Hilariously Drunk At College Football Games

“Go beer, let’s win some vomit!”

~College Game Day Crowds

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College is a special time in an American’s life where getting shitcanned drunk every night makes you a party rock star, and not someone who ever has family and friends set them aside to say “we’re really worried about your drinking, you say you do it as research for that website you write, but all of your friends who write at that job are degenerate drunks and we don’t want to see you continue this tailspin that you’re in.”

Of course, of the many college traditions that have been meticulously documented in dozens of educational documentary “National Lampoon” films, there is one that remains timeless, and is as acceptable at age 80 as it is at age 20- getting sloppy drunk to watch 19 year old football players get paid nothing to beat the ever-loving shit out of each other.  Students and alumni alike can gather on game day, drink, and scream, “KILL HIM KILL BREAK THAT 19 YEAR OLD BOY’S LEG AND TAKE AWAY HIS FUTURE LIVELIHOOD WE’RE DOWN BY THREE” in harmony (well, the kind of harmony that tends to involve a lot of “getting into fights with fans of the opposing team”).

As we approach the one-month mark for the 2013 NCAA football season, we’d like to take a step back and appreciate some Americans who knew how to respond to a loud, bustling, social situation with remarkable composure and baaaahaha no we’re just pulling your legs, here’s a list of some hilariously drunk college football fans.

Five Americans Hilariously Drunk At College Football Games

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