“What smells like burning cat hair? Wait, where did this candle come from? OH GOD WHERE’S MITTENS!?”
~That neighbor who keeps telling you “not to pile your empty liquor bottles in the hallway”
We at AFFotD are not above making a quick buck or two. Listen, if the economy was run on whiskey and pork bellies like the good old days, we’d be fine. But apparently freshly slaughtered pig meat in a burlap sack dripping blood won’t pay the rent. Seriously, we tried and now we’re not allowed within a hundred feet of our landlord’s house.
Anyway, this quest for “money” has taken us to many strange places (mainly, Cuban organ harvesting compounds) but most recent (and, surprisingly, most legal) one being our foray into candle making. Now, our knowledge of candles pretty much mirrors our knowledge of France. We don’t know much about them, but what we do know makes us what to set them on fire.
Well, our first candles didn’t sell as well as we wanted, but because this is America, we figured, why not take a concept that didn’t work the first time around, and just try it again with slightly less effort?
So fuck it. Buy our candles. They’re made of wax and shit.
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