“Haha, we have the emotional maturity of children.”
~AFFotD Editor-in-Chief, Johnny Roosevelt
You knew it was just a matter of time until this would happen. After devoting nearly 4,000 words to celebrities with stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame who are either kind of famous (but shouldn’t have stars), super obscure (and randomly have stars), and have silly names (and stars) we’ve landed on the most important part of this whole endeavor.
Okay, okay, we’re kidding, you got us, no we’re not going to just write an entire article of “people with stars on the Walk of Fame who have a pun for male genitalia somewhere in their name.” No, that would be childish, ridiculous and, frankly, unprofessional.
There’s also a name with the word “butt” in there.
Listen, we’re not happy about it either, but this is happening, so strap on in.