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Big Face Animal Shirts: More Designs From The Home of the Three Wolf Moon

“Now if we can only find a way to sew in a shake-n-bake Mountain Dew bottle in these things, we’ll be giving our demographic everything they could possibly ask for!”

~The Mountain

Last August, our staff woke up from our normal position of “passed out on the bourbon and tear stained carpet of our office floor” to find a package at the door.  After having our bomb-detectors/interns-who-open-our mail-blindly ensure this wasn’t another mail bomb from PETA (Come at us, bro!  Still here man!), we opened it to find a slew of shirts, a few gnawed-on sticks of venison jerky, an American flag bandana that reeked of gasoline and red phosphorous, and a few crumbled up cans of Watermelon flavored Four Loko.  We were instantly excited when we looked at the shirts, which were the most gloriously absurd American creations we had ever encountered.  Yes, we are referring to the Big Face Animal T-Shirt line from The Mountain, self-proclaimed as “America’s Greatest T-Shirt Company!” and more accurately, the “Home of the Three Wolf Moon™.”

So while we felt good that we were able to help inform you, the enterprising American with a surprisingly large collection of un-ironic trucker hats and household decorative products that have the letters “udweiser” on them, of these glorious shirts, we’ve decided to take another look at the latest offerings from The Mountain, ready to go direct from the internet to your home.  To, eventually, a mug shot for public intoxication and resisting arrest.

Big Face Animal Shirts:  The Second Wave Of Designs

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Wolves Howling at the Moon Shirts

“This is the BEST SHIRT EVER.”

~Some dude at a Trailer Park

 

Each area of American society can be recognized by their clothing of choice.  Business professionals enjoy the luxury of a tailored suit.  Short order cooks and pottery experts like smocks (probably).  Hipsters wear whatever the fuck will make you say, “Look at that fucking hipster.”  But there is one shirt that gives certain (cough, trailer park) demographics American superpowers.

Any T-shirt involving wolves.  Really, they’re all good, you can take your pick.

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