“How is this city not the most well-known city in America? Its name is GLORIOUS!”
~U.S. Census Bureau
America is a land filled with hundreds of thousands of cities and towns. But just because naming a location is one of the easiest ways to establish yourself as badass, for every Climax, Michigan there’s 49 separate Greenvilles. Seriously, if you don’t live in a state that ends with “awaii” you live in a state that has a Greenville. Congratulations America, Greenville is about as unique in America as suburban summer festivals headlined by middle aged cover bands.
But when America finds a solid town name, they really go for it. And while we’ve previously given you a glimpse into the state of Iowa through employee travels, we’ve yet to touch upon the best named city in the entire state.
That’s right, this little town of 1,342 is going to get the Fun Fact treatment, because fuck it, why not?
Manly, Iowa Is a Gloriously Named American City
“Daddy, mom said that we’re supposed to call the police if you start drinking behind the wheel again.”
~How many times does daddy have to tell you kids to shut the hell up?
America is a glorious, sprawling land, with a lot of weird shit out there. As we’ve established in our first and second road trips through Midwestern America, the best part of driving through America is being able to stop and waste time at a whole variety of strange, exotic places. Except for that spider-car. That was terrifying as all shit.
After our last trip, which ended with several AFFotD staffers getting wasted at Mount Rushmore, we don’t really know what happened. When we eventually woke up, we all were missing one shoe, one sock, and the sleeves of our shirts had been cut off. Oh, also, our car was scattered around us in dozens of pieces. Or so we thought. Actually, our car was nowhere to be found. Turns out we’re in Alliance, Nebraska, where we were greeted with this sight.
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