“Honestly, I just kind of feel sorry for the models.”
We talked to you earlier this week about Halloween costumes for men that, essentially, are crimes against humanity. Now, it’s time for us to talk about the ladies, because AFFotD is a gender-equal institution, and also because all bad idea women’s Halloween costumes are, let’s say, revealing. Which, you know, gets page hits.
That said, while the men’s article required multiple categories, you don’t need such nuanced distinction with the Halloween costumes that, we guess, in theory, someone has bought. They have to have, right? Anyway, while horrible men’s costumes covered a moderate range of awful ideas, today’s article adheres to just one basic theme.
Sexy versions of blatantly unsexy things.
Let’s delve in.
Costumes That Should Not Exist (Female Edition)