“AGHHHHH! OH MY GOD WHY!? IT’S EATING ME!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
While Paganism is responsible for most ills in America (Hippies, The popularity of the Twilight films), it did bring us one great thing. Halloween. All’s Hallowed Eve. For 20-somethings, it’s the closest we can get to Caligula levels of debauchery without having to get a lethal weapons permit. As this glorious day filled with alcohol and costumes of questionable modesty approaches, we at AFFotD are here to celebrate this glorious day.
But even great things like Halloween can have a dark side. An awesome dark side.
We are of course talking about…ZOMBIES.