“No explanation needed. Just run it.”
~Johnny Roosevelt, AFFotD Editor-in-Chief
For today’s image of the week, we’re not going to use up precious precious internet words. We’re just going to give you a picture of a pyrotechnic Muppet.
Have a great weekend everyone.
“Yeah, screw you, online book buyers.”
~Borders Employees
Before we go into today’s AFFotD Image of the Week, we wanted to give you, the American reader, some background. As we all know, the economy has led to some tough times for many businesses. Chief among them is the bookseller, Borders, who recently had to close 30% of their stores. Now, who that really sucks for is the American citizens who are now going to be out of a job. Because, honestly, English Graduate students need work too. But, at least they have a good sense of humor about it. As we can see in today’s Image of the Week, which comes to us from a soon-to-be-closed Borders in Chicago.
Yessssss. If you’re going to get laid off, at least do it with a shit-eating grin on your face. God Speed, Borders employee. Let us know who you are, and we will totally buy your self published novel about a former book store manager when it comes out in three years. Have a good weekend, everybody.
Posted in Saturday Image of the Week
Tagged Amazon, America, Book, Book Store, Borders, Borders Closing, Chicago, Saturday Image of the Week
“YES! Perfect! Run with it! You glorious photoshopping son of a bitch, I KNEW we hired you for a reason!”
~Johnny Roosevelt, AFFotD Editor-in-Chief
We at AFFotD have a healthy scorn for photoshop. While it’s useful for making obscene images of our enemies, it does seem to have a pretty strong “witchcraft” vibe to it.
But we do not have anything bad to say about today’s American Image of the Week.
Look at that, America. Just. Look. At. That.
That, friends, is a shirtless midget with a mustache riding a T-Rex while wearing a cowboy hat. That’s right. We took a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and decided he should be ridden by a shirtless midget.
You’re welcome, America. Have a good weekend.
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