~One of Four Check Boxes on Medical Forms Under “Reason For Heart Attack.”
Ranch dressing claims to be one of the, if not the only, truly American salad dressing. We do not dispute this. No, seriously, we’ve written to that effect and everything. Hidden Valley, a ranch in California, originally invented the creamy gluttonous delicacy in the 50s before selling the brand to Clorox for $8 million in 1972. You’d think that Ranch sells itself, but the folks behind Hidden Valley apparently disagree. Today, Hidden Valley Ranch sells about half a billion dollars’ worth of product a year, but in order to keep things fresh, they’ve been rolling out some, oh, let’s say “interesting” marketing gimmicks. You’ve probably heard about some of them. But not all. So we compiled the rest of them here for you. Because we don’t know about you, but when we think of Ranch dressing, we definitely think “gold, gem-encrusted bottle.” Or we do now, apparently.
Six Strangest Marketing Gimmicks Used By Hidden Valley Ranch
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“Update: for the right price u can put anything in a keg”
~Actual Yahoo Answers User
Everyone loves kegs because they represent, essentially, unlimited beer. Do you know how much beer you can get from a single keg? If you go with a half barrel, you’ve got yourself 165 bottles of beer. That’s so much beer for just a few people—let’s be honest, most of the time you get one of those suckers for a party, unless it’s a barnburner, you’re not going to use the whole keg (challenge accepted).
But at least drinking an entire keg of beer seems doable. Sure, you have to deal with a shitload of beer, but you can handle that. It’s beer. Beer can be drunk, lots of it, in a short period of time. But did you know that we put other things in kegs? Other…strange things? Well we do. Not all of them were particularly thought through, though.
The Five Most Ridiculous Beverages That Come in Kegs
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