“I have to go to school? That’s bullshit.”
~You watch your fucking mouth, young man
Holy shit, America, it’s already September. And you know what that means. As we get to the time of the year that you’re either not supposed to wear white or you’re allowed to wear white again (we really can’t keep Labor Day and Memorial Day straight), the younger Americans, or younglings if you will, are forced to undergo an arduous nine month torture known as “Education.” That’s right, schools are oppressively well lit buildings where kids have to sneak to the bathroom to smoke and drink, and in the meantime they are forced to read books.
We even once heard that they teach Math there.
School is bullshit. Abraham Lincoln didn’t go to school, and he did just fine for himself. The only reason we go to school is so we can go to college, which National Lampoon films have informed us are only inhabited by cranky deans and attractive young people who are eager to get naked.
Anyway, it’s time for youngsters to get back to school, that’s why AFFotD is here to provide you kiddos with…
AFFotD’s Back-to-School Special!