“Sure, go for it.”
America likes alcohol about as much as America likes alcohol, but sometimes we have to eat, or we don’t feel like consuming liquids at the moment. Shut up, it happens sometimes. Maybe. Anyway, it is times like that where we Americans can show our ingenuity by discovering strange, magical, almost logic-defying ways to get wasted. Yeah, we might be lagging in education and…uh..maths? but we’re still able to get you drunk without you even knowing it. Or in one case (number one on the list) we can get you drunk while you are terrifyingly aware of it.
That’s why we at AFFotD are here to present to you…
The Top 5 American Ways to Get Drunk (Without Drinking)