“Wait, you stab it, gut it, and put fire inside it? Is this something kids do, or serial killers?”
~That’s a good point, actually
Halloween is just around the corner. Sure it’s still a few weeks away, but it’s gonna be here soon enough that many of you have already planned your costumes, and have a rough idea of where you will go to celebrate it. And a handful of you have stopped shaving so your facial hair can be used for your eventual costume. Two weeks of being unable to hit on people will be worth it when they see that pirate beard you’re rocking at the end of October. Well, it probably won’t, but this is a season where we aide delusions.
Needless to say, the Godless aspects of AFFotD loves the pagan-try of Halloween, so here is yet another AFFotD trying to make Halloween all about us.
With Jack-O’-Lanterns, motherfuckers!
America Fun Fact of the Day 