~Everyone Reading a Book by DUANE THE GREAT WRITER
Listen, guys, we don’t know how to tackle this topic. We’re just going to get that out of the way. We discovered a series of books online written by someone called, in all caps, and this is not a joke, DUANE THE GREAT WRITER. He has written 48 fucking books that you can read on Google Books, and he might be a serial killer?
There are books such as “THE REALHISTORY OF THE REALGUIDES” and “REBAZAR TARZS PRESENTS THE NUMAN” and, also, “KING ARTHER & THE KNIGHTS” which, um, what? We originally wanted to do a book review, but that would involve reading all this batshit insanity, so we thought it might be safer to do a website review of his personal site, www.duanethegreatwriter.info. We figured that would be the easiest way to approach this situation, but we’ve still got no idea what the hell is going on here. This is pure concentrated crazy like you can only find on the internet.
We’re going to try to tell you what this guy’s about based on what we can find on his site, but we’re not optimistic that we can come up with anything coherent. No, seriously, this is the kind of shit we’ve been staring at all day.