“Trippin’ like your Sicily, know those bitches into me, ain’t no Marxist giving tree, y’all just call me Mussolini.”
~AFFotD’s History/White Freestyle Rapping expert
AFFotD enjoys drinking, and happens to employ a certain percentage of pigmentationally-challenged individuals. These Caucasians, or “Honkies” as they prefer to be called, also enjoy drinking, as a borderline alcohol dependency issue is required for your resume to get past our spam filters. And the sad truth of the matter is, when white people drink, they are ten times more likely to break into God-awful freestyle raps than any other race or ethnicity (except the Japanese).
We’re going to just rip the band-aid right off and tell you that the majority of today’s Fun Fact will be one of our White staff members writing freestyle rap. We apologize in advance.
You see, the other day we drank, a lot. Because as the saying goes, “Thursdays are the new Fridays, and we’ve been drinking so much the days are impossible to distinguish anymore.” And any medical professional would know that the biggest danger you face when consuming large quantities of alcohol is liver damage impaired decision making flash freestyle battles. And the prize for our winner (who happened to be one of our main history researchers for the site) was that he got to do a freestyle AFFotD. It’s probably going to be awful.
Oh God, it’s gonna be awful, isn’t it?
AFFotD’s Adventure Into Freestyle Rap: “You can call me FDR ‘cause I cripple with my beats/ ain’t no type of polio can keep me off my feet”