“Ain’t no party like a Communist party ‘cause a Communist party don’t stop.”
~DJ “Krazy” Karl Marx
American Politics are a lot like a Tijuana Donkey Show. People get strangely excited about it, but the end result always ends up being incredibly messy while filling everyone involved with a profound sense of shame. No matter what political party you endorse, more often than not it’s going to center around an aggressively idealistic narcissist surrounding him or herself with a murder of hyper-educated, over-qualified, over-worked younger workers. It’s not a question of Republican and Democrat, politics on both sides show people practically killing themselves with grueling schedules and illegitimate children extended time away from their families to get into a game that doesn’t even pay that much more than the starting salary for an attorney.
But, no matter what, if you’re a member of one of the major political parties, you have both an established political legitimacy, as well as a reason to get into surprisingly hostile arguments with strangers that have any differing views. That’s the nature of US Politics.
“Well I think that municipal elections for waste management officials should be held every THREE years, jackass!”
But hidden in all the partisan turmoil, a simple truth remains about American politics- this nation is filled with absolutely absurd political parties, most of them hidden under the blanket of obscurity and, again, just plain idiocy, because who in their right mind is going to want to join a political party that’s only platform is “vaccines are giving our kids Autism”?
Well, The Canary Party, evidently, which is just one of many miniscule Political entities you’re going to hear about today in…
AFFotD Presents: America’s Dumbest Political Parties (of America!)