“OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM”
~Don Gorske
Assuming you’re trying to “keep sober” because your “doctor said he was worried about you” and “your family hired someone to watch over your house and make sure you don’t start chugging bottles of Listerine,” what are the next two ways you can show your love for America without listening to the delirium tremens elephant’s advice to “kill them all and drink their rum”? That’s right, loyal, blind consumerism, and over eating. Something like, oh, we don’t know, eating thousands of the same unhealthy food product repeatedly for almost 40 years?
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