“Arteries…closing…tell my family…yum…”
~AFFotD’s (Former) Intern Food Taster
If you’ve ever been to this site, you’ve probably realized that we talk a lot (and we mean a lot) about fried foods. Seriously, just look at the top of the page and hover your mouse over “America’s Culinary Treats.” Yup, there it is, third item down. Of course, the reason why we talk about fried food so often is that America does fried food better than anyone, and we have more revolutionary breakthroughs in fried food technology than the human genome project.
Naturally, state fairs and carnivals are where the newest, most insane fried foods come out to play, and this year’s Texas State Fair was no exception. So, we’re here to give you a partial list of the most insane fried foods to be featured this year, because it’s been five hours since your last fried food dish, and you’re starting to get the shakes.
The Craziest Fried Foods of the 2013 State Fair of Texas
Posted in America Fun Fact of the Day
Tagged America, chicken fried meatloaf, cuban roll, fried chocolate burrito, fried cuban roll, Fried Food, Fried Foods, fried thanksgiving, Meatloaf, nutella, texas fried fireball, texas state fair, Thanksgiving
“What do you mean you only have baked potatoes? Are you an Irish farmer?”
~New York Restaurant Patrons
Since the turn of the century, the restaurant business in America has constantly evolved. We don’t remember 1999 too well because alcohol and constant internet stimulation has pretty much decimated our ability to hold onto memories to a degree that would make people really sad and go, “Aww” if we were old instead of just young(ish) and irresponsible. But, if memory serves (it doesn’t) back in 1999 people only ate at Taco Bells giving out Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace action figures, and if you wanted to impress your date right out of her flannel shirt you’d take her to a nice French Bistro and try to tell yourself that the shear amounts of butter being used was enough to forgive the food for it’s French origins.
Since then, there’s been a foodie revolution in our country, which has brought us wonderful culinary delights as well as pretentious shit that makes us roll our eyes. And one of these trends, for better or worse, is single-item eateries, restaurants that only serve one specific dish. Sure, opening an eatery that only sells, say, overpriced baked potatoes might not be the most sound practice, but some places manage to find enough excitement in their ability to do one thing really well that they thrive. Even if you can’t fathom how enough people could manage to support a place that solely exists to give you pudding.
But hey, if you’re in New York you might as well be doing something other than waiting in line at 4AM to get a fucking doughnut, so sure, we’ll help you out by telling you some of the more unique and unusual single-item restaurants out there. Technically in America, but let’s be real, this concept totally spent the last 8 years radiating outwards from New York.
America’s Unusual Single-Item Restaurants
Posted in Strange Foods
Tagged America, Baked Potato, Cereality, Food, French Fries, Meatloaf, Meatloaf Cupcake, oatmeal, Pommes Frites, restaurants, Rice Pudding, Rice to Riches, Single-Item Restaurants, Soup