“How have you not done a fun fact about me yet? I ought to duel the shit out of you for that.”
~Andrew “Old Hickory” Jackson
Every day, Americans deal with opposition, antagonization, and frustration at the actions of their fellow man. Some of us bite our tongue and move on, choosing to take the high road. Some of us complain about perceived injustices until they feel their grievances have been addressed. AFFotD writers just stare at the person responsible and say in an eerily intense manner, “You’re next, fucker,” while scribbling their name down on a sheet of paper labeled Enemy’s List (admittedly, this list is often vague, with entries like, “That popped collar tool who cut me in line at Costco that one time.”)
And of course, some truly great Americans just decide to shoot their problems in the face. Americans like Andrew “Middle Names Are For People Who Aren’t Called Old Hickory” Jackson.
As seen here unfortunately portrayed by John Kerry
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