“Today, the hoppiest examples of this style are made by the new generation of American brewers.”
~Michael Jackson (No, the other one)
Not everything that is American was created in America. Beer Pong, for example, has previously established Sumerian roots. Whiskey might have originated somewhere else, we guess, we wouldn’t want to sully Whiskey’s name by verifying that statement. Punches to the back of the head have been around since the beginning of time, but that doesn’t diminish how American it is to punch someone in the back of the head.
We mention this because we feel obligated to inform you that the American item we are going to discuss today doesn’t even have America in its name. It has a different country. But, all that doesn’t matter for shit, because it’s beer, so suck it up, gulp it down, and appreciate the American drunk you will feel when you drink…
India Pale Ales.