“Holy boozy mother of fried mercy.”
~AFFotD Food Critic, John Goodman
You see what that is up there? Chicken fried bacon. We just figured we should rip that band-aid off right away, and let your brain adjust to that. You know how, when you’re Scuba Diving, you’re not supposed to surface too quickly? Well looking at this picture puts you all in danger of coming down with the Fried Food Bends. It’s too much too fast. You’re going to end up as an early Radiohead album. Only, you know, fatter.
AFFotD has always been on the vangard of introducing you to the most terrifying foods that carnivals and deep friers have to offer. It’s our duty to inform you of the most efficient ways to get calories in your body faster than Kirstie Alley falling into a vat of butter. How else are we supposed to earn our blood money from Wendy’s if we don’t create a dozen new fat people everyday? That’s right, we couldn’t, and their hired goons would ensure that our entrails were never found. And we happen to like our entrails very much. Which is why we’re here to team up with our ally, transfats, and present to you…
(Even More of) America’s Most Ridiculous Fried Foods
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