“No, goddamn it, no more awkward raps by old white people!”
It’s been some time since we’ve run into [REDACTED], AFFotD’s investigatory journalist slash whipping boy. In fact, we haven’t heard from him since we sat him down and forced him to watch Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd do a rap for the movie Dragnet. But we’ve had a hard time hunting down women’s soccer games to force him to watch, so we had to justify his salary somehow, and God forbid we have him do a review of a hamburger restaurant or anything.
So, fuck it. We’ll force him to watch the 1983 music video “Rappin’ Rodney” by Rodney Dangerfield, just, over and over again. Ha ha, you suck, [REDACTED]