“I’ll get ya drunk faster than a pie’ll get yanked from a windowsill.”
~Marvin “Popcorn” Sutton
While the America Fun Fact of the Day offices break numerous laws, regulations, and religious commandments on a daily basis (Hell, just to get into our lobby you have to punch the captured endangered Condor that we have caged up as a door handle) we tend to find it unnerving when our activities that we believe to be “legal” are, in fact, not. In this case, apparently moonshining is illegal. Not only is it illegal, it’s been explicitly illegal since the 19th century. This was conveniently overlooked by the man who helped us install our moonshining operation, Marvin “Popcorn” Sutton, who was even more American than we could have possibly imagined. And that’s saying something, because he looked like this.
That beard is so glorious that OTHER beards live in his beard.