“Step one, write a book. Step two, post some memes. Step three, make an wireless coin. Step four, ?. Step five, invent time travel.”
The internet is a nebulous, scary place. When it’s not bringing people to this site who are OUTRAGED at Americans making fun of Latvian food, it’s letting people create websites devoted to theories and thoughts that would normally be relegated to the ranting screams of a Subway station hobo. Of course, when the internet finds a way to get REALLY crazy, we’re there to document the insanity. And sometimes, the insanity finds out about it and threatens us. We don’t anticipate that level of vitriol to come from this article, but we probably will lose our space on our time travel bus.
Yes, time travel bus.
Just, okay guys, hold onto your fucking dicks (that goes double for our lady readers) because this is going to get bananas.
The Transpotimers: A Bitcoin-Adjacent Time Travel Company Specializing in Science Fiction Literature, Memes, and Song Parodies (Our Title Writer Just Had a Stroke)