“And our national song is ‘Self-Esteem’ by The Offspring”
~Most of the Countries Listed
For the last few weeks, we’ve talked about nations throughout the world whose national animals were a bit lacking. Mostly they were lacking in actual permeance, as none of are “things” that “really exist” yet they somehow are “national animals” for “some reasons” and “we can’t stop doing this quotation mark gimmick we’re so sorry.”
But our research did more than just tell us that a whole bunch of countries had no idea what lions looked lack back in the day. It also clued us in on the fact that a lot of countries don’t really realize that a national animal is there to represent the country. Or, they realized that, and they have a very low opinion of their own countries. Here are some of the more depressing animals that some nations looked at and said, “Oh yeah, that’s us to a T.”
The Weirdest Official National Animals in the World: Embarrassing Animal Selections
Posted in America Fun Fact of the Day, Insulting Foreigners
Tagged America, Costa Rica, Croatia, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Dodo, Dugong, Finland, Ladybug, Latvia, Manatee, Mauritius, National Animals, Okapi, Papua New Guinea, Pine Marten
“Wait, who’s our president? What?”
~Residents of Nicaragua in the 1850s
Not all Americans were heroes, and not all Americans who did things that initially come off as badass were actually badass. What we’re trying to say is, there’s a lot of Manifest Destiny stuff that went down in the 1800s that doesn’t exactly sit well with history that many of us might not be aware of, but it is possible to at least talk about the impressive brazenness behind certain actions without condoning them.
For example—did you know that an American was briefly president of Nicaragua for about a year in the 1850s? That’s pretty interesting, isn’t it? Oh, what’s that? Uh, why did that happen? Oh, well….heeeeeee sort of wanted to take over most of Central America and turn it into a slave state affiliated with the American South. So. Yeah. Not the greatest reason. But still, interesting! Let’s talk about it!
William Walker: Not THAT Kind of Filibuster
Posted in The Best of the Rest, The Rest of Them
Tagged America, Central America, Costa Rica, Filibuster, jingoism, Manifest Destiny, Mexico, Neutrality Act of 1794, Nicaragua, Sonora, William Walker