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The America Fun Fact of the Day Guide to Performing a Hostile Corporate Takeover

“Just walk away, and we will spare your lives.”

~AFFotD’s Business Negotiator


At AFFotD we often focus on presenting you, the American public, important facts about American life.  And while we’d like to think we offer a unique perspective, or at the very least provide you with previously unknown details of important American facts, there isn’t much instructional benefits to our fun facts.  We write you an article informing you that gluing three guns together is incredibly American, but don’t offer any tutorial on how to properly and safely make your own three pronged glued gun at home.  You can learn how Davy Crockett could split a bullet in half by shooting it at an ax, but we don’t offer much in the way of demonstration.

We aim to change that today.

We at AFFotD will now begin combining our award winning fun facts with American instructional articles, with the hope that you can follow our American instruction to live life in an American fashion.  So that is why we today present to you…

The America Fun Fact of the Day Guide to Performing a Hostile Corporate Takeover

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