“I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s not aliens.”
As long as there are tin-foil manufacturers, telescopes, or Los Angeles plastic surgeons, people are going to assume that aliens exist and walk among us. While the passing of Michael Jackson lessened the ranks of true “believers” there will always be Americans who devote their lives to convincing you that aliens are real and are totally into butt stuff. From the Battle of Los Angeles to Roswell, these (probably bearded. Why are they always bearded?) Americans will point to numerous instances of aliens being seen in our skies.
Of course, everything comes bigger in Texas, and everything came crazier in the 1800s, so that’s why we’re going to examine one of the earlier instances of UFO spotting in America, as we discuss…
The Aurora, Texas UFO Incident Totally Existed (Just Stop Asking About It, Okay?)