“I’m so glad I mandated that the whole staff had to watch the complete series of The Wire.”
~Tom Selleck, AFFotD TV Critic
Illustrations by Jesse Lenz because dayumnnnn
Lawyers, especially defense attorneys, tend to get a bad rap. In a scientific study of five random people outside our offices, 60% of America’s population believe that there are more lawyer jokes than Hellen Keller, dead baby, and Polish jokes combined. The rest of America is evenly split between “Can I get some money for some booze” and “Aren’t you those assholes that keep making ungodly noises from the building all night long?”
What’s wrong with that? This is the way we unwind a the end of a long day.
But really, is that fair? It’s not like we have defense attorneys in, say, Jersey just running around, supervising prostitution rings and arranging for witness’s murders or anything…ohhhhhh.
Yeah Paul Bergrin was basically the lawyer in the wire.