“Come at us, France.”
~Algeria’s National Anthem
Last week, we quoted a bunch of National Anthems that are not as good as the Star-Spangled Banner, despite being metal as fuck. (It’s nothing personal, the Star-Spangled Banner could just be the lyrics to the Oscar Meyer wiener song and it’d still be better than all National Anthems just simply by being America’s National Anthem)
But it is true. Some countries decide to make their anthems metal as hell. Like, did you know that Bhutan’s national anthem is literally called the Thunder Dragon Kingdom? Like, holy shit right? So we were able to find even more anthems filled with blood and veiled threats. After this, we’re going to take things down a notch with depressing National Anthems, so enjoy this while you can.