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The National Anthems Of The World Series: Part 3- The Most Depressing National Anthem Lyrics

“I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.”

~Bangladesh’s National Anthem, Basically

national-anthem

For the past few weeks we’ve been looking at various National Anthems, and judging their lyrics in our own judgey way.  We started off with those anthems that we deemed to be particularly “metal” because that’s by far the most fun thing to read, but there are all sorts of National Anthems out there.  Some are origin stories.  Some are proud.  Some are, meh, boring (sup Canada).

But, notably, a lot are surprisingly depressing.  Let’s all get sad together, shall we?

The National Anthems Of The World Series:  Part 3- The Most Depressing National Anthem Lyrics

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The World’s Saddest Cuisines: Armenia

“Oh, sweet mother of…”

~The average American looking at an Armenian restaurant menu

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We recently began a new article series where we described to you some of the most terrifying and, well, depressing national cuisines around the world.  We started things off with Latvia, because we felt like you hadn’t had a good cry in a long time.  This time around, we’re going to take our xenophobic discussion of gross food that is weird and wrong compared to American food all the way to Armenia, where everything is soup, and everything is awful.  We’ll also be going pretty hard out of our way to avoid making jokes about that whole “Armenian genocide” thing because, as a general rule of thumb, genocide jokes are not funny and they never will be funny until douchebags who aggressively hit on their bartenders become their own ethnic group.

The World’s Saddest Cuisines:  Armenia

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