“I don’t care what we’re celebrating, are you supposed to get shitty? Yes? GOOD.”
As we’ve been seeing the past couple of days, America has shitload of Holidays. There are national holidays, and there are the “lesser” holidays that aren’t nationally observed, but still get people out of work sometimes. However, sometimes you have to work on a Holiday, and while that’s unfortunate, it’s more than made up for the fact that these holidays are little more than veiled excuses to drink heavily.
Pictured above: Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
So it is with this in mind that we delve into the last subset of American holidays- the American holidays that don’t give you a day off, but are nationally celebrated. As always, these are ranked from least-to-most American.