“Heh. Other cultures are…silly.”
American is clearly the language of business. Everyone needs to know it, and if they don’t they’re an idiot. Think about it- someone comes to you talking in Eastern Europe-y jibberjabber, and you think, “Goddamn it asshole, learn English.” And then, you go to Italy, and someone doesn’t speak English, you think, “Goddamn it asshole, learn English.”
That’s why nothing is funnier than officials getting English hilariously wrong. Because, come on dumbasses, you were born speaking American. Right? Probably. Anyway, here’s the picture.
Have a great weekend, everybody.