“I’ll do it later.”
~America
America used to be a land of hard work and enterprise. In the matter of a generation we went from dirt roads to bustling highways. The Empire States Building was built in only 410 days for less money (adjusted for inflation) than the projected costs for a renovation project it is currently undergoing (sure, 5 people died during the construction, but they were probably immigrants). The point being, back in the day, America was all about working their asses off to earn a living.
In actuality, America is a lot like two of our favorite actors- Marlon Brando and Orson Wells. What do they have in common? Well, they started off as bright, hard working thespians…before deciding, “eh fuck it” and shoveling everything they could into their face. America is exactly like that. We as a nation worked our ass off so that we could waste as much time as possible on our employer’s dime. If you had someone working 80 hour weeks for minimum wage, we’d just chalk that up to their illegal immigrant status and try to find a job that lets you get drunk on your lunch hour. Which is why we’re here to present a guide to a truly American art form, one that we refine and improve upon each internet-aided year. We humbly present you with…
AFFotD’s Guide to Procrastination (if we feel like finishing it)
America Fun Fact of the Day 