“Why are there so many sandwiches? Why are you making us do this, Johnny?”
~AFFotD’s Research Department
Earlier this week, we set some ground rules on what will be a record-breaking (what record? Fuck if we know, but there’s probably got to be some record out there that this breaks) eight-part article series to tell you about every sandwich we can think of that we haven’t already covered in our previous four-part section about regional submarine-style sandwiches. So far we’ve told you about five standard classic sandwiches, all of which hit that perfect American sweet spot of being delicious but also pretty unhealthy for you. We’ve been mainlining sandwiches ever since, trying to find inspiration through a bunch of cheese and/or bacon laden portable bread treats, and our doctor says if we don’t stop eating 10 sandwiches a day we’re going to die. We told him to shut up, we have articles to right, and we can’t think of a better hero’s death than to die from too many ingested sandwiches.
This article series is already starting to mess with our state of mind. It’s going to get a lot worse before it gets better. Now, more classic American sandwiches!
American Sandwich Series: Classic and Timeless American Sandwiches (Part 2)