“Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that… OH WHAT THE FUCK, JAPAN!?”
Apart from the Chinese inventing fireworks and Arabs inventing all those boring “math” “innovations” like “the number 0,” America is responsible for inventing everything great that we have in the world. The light bulb, the internet, the George Foreman Grill, all of these essential and life-changing products were conceived and birthed here in the U S of A. Unfortunately, as soon as a product has been invented, anyone is free to tinker with it, and often in trying to improve an idea, they poison it.
Yes, we’re talking about Japan.
Specifically, it is Japan’s bastardization of American culinary treats that is both mind boggling, and terrifying. It must be stopped. So, we are beginning a new feature, discussing Japan’s terrifying alteration of American products, with…
Goddamn It Japan, You’re Doing it Wrong: The Kit Kat Bar