“Okay, we need a joke for the header about Goop. Like, something like, what does Goop rhyme with? Oh, got it! Goop? More like….. STOOPid. More like stupid. Perfect, put it in the article, I’m so drunk right now.”
America, let’s talk about Goop. Like, you all know what it is—the lifestyle brand run by Gwyneth Paltrow that’s kind of extra? We’ve not really covered it here (in fact we’ve not once talked about it in the seven and a half years of this website’s existence) because, well, it’s a bit much, isn’t it? The name, the snake oil salesman tactics, the prices, oh God, the prices. It’s all just so very extra.
But hey, for better or for worse, Goop is a part of American culture. Granted, it’s a very specific type of independently wealthy coastal woman in her 30’s culture, but a culture nonetheless. So we’ll give Goop it’s due in the only way we can think of.
8 of the Most Ridiculous Items for Sale on Goop.com