“I’m not as officer as you drunk I am, vomit.”
~Initial Statement Made By An AFFotD Staffer to His Arresting Officer
Most of us will go through our lives without having to feel the cold steel of handcuffs on our wrists outside of sexually adventurous situations. The rest of us, disproportionately made up of our nation’s finer drinkers, have felt that feeling because we’ve been arrested. Deserved or not, any time you’re arrested it’s fair to say it’s not one of your better days. However, most of us in that situation do either one of two things—the calm and rational of us just shut up and wait till they can get legal representation to sort that shit out, and the more hot headed of us lose their shit and make things worse. However, there is a third category.
Some of us, when we meet an arresting officer, say something idiotic, yet hilarious. This is about those Americans.
Dumb and Funny Initial Statements Made To An Arresting Officer