“Hey, if I can survive the apocalypse…”
AFFotD always looks forward with pragmatic optimism, by which we mean to say a large percentage of our staff is pretty convinced that the end of days are nigh. While we weren’t left behind by the Rapture as we thought (or even hoped. Who knows, something about ruling a lawless society with guns and audacity appeals to our inner-Libertarian) we remain pretty convinced that the whole 2012 Mayan apocalypse is going to melt us faster than that dude in Volcano. And since we have both crackpots and alcohol as permanent fixtures in our offices, we feel it is our duty to keep our finger on the apocalyptic pulse of America.
That is why we are introducing to you, our newest AFFotD segment…
Apocalypse Watch 2012: THE PLAGUE IS BACK, BABY!