“Chug chug chug chug chew chew chew chew run run run run!” ~Only the Most American of Runners Americans either love or hate exercising. Sure, you can find some middle ground of, people that guess they should go for a jog today, but generally speaking, you have two camps of American exercisers—the kind of person… Read More Jog N’ Vom: America’s Official Food and Drink Races
“Pizza pizza, you so yummy, pizza pizza, OH GOD GET IT OUT OF ME, OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST INJEST?” ~Consumers of the following pizzas We know that other countries out there like to ruin pizza for the rest of us. Scotland’s out there making Haggis pizza, Pizza Hut’s international office is apparently being… Read More America’s Grossest Pizzas
“Pizza Little Party? Oh man, let’s try to avoid jokes calling Pizza Little Party a Japanese pizza establishment, I’d be so rac…oh God, it’s real, isn’t it?” ~Johnny Roosevelt, Editor-in-Chief of AFFotD Before we get started, let’s take a deep breath and look at that screenshot. Just, really soak it in. Let it wash over… Read More Goddamn it Japan, You’re Doing it Wrong: The Pizza Little Party Pizzeria
“Pizza pizza, go in my tummy, me so hungie, me so hungie.” ~The Worst While America can’t lay claim to the invention of pizza, we certainly eat it better than anyone else. Pizza has become an integral dietary requirement of drunks and stoners alike, and even if Pizza Hut gets a little weird with it… Read More The World’s Most Expensive Pizzas
“Pizza Hut: Taste The Rainbow!” ~Okay, you got us, we’re not particularly knowledgeable about advertising slogans Pizza chains are a staple of American society. They give us the ability to not have to leave the house when the game is on and we’re “legally” too day-drunk to drive, they afford us a convenient, no-silverware way… Read More The Strangest Pizza Hut Menu Items In The World
“What…no. How?” ~AFFotD Food Critic, John Goodman Every so often our readers will alert us to something that deserves the attention of the average American. This can be an article, a Wikipedia entry of some sort, or one time it was just a piece of parchment with the words “I love you Jodie” scribbled over… Read More England’s Hot Dog Stuff Pizza: Would You Like a Side of Nitrates With That?
“Alright, he deserves a break. Let him try that ridiculous, gloriously American pizza.” ~AFFotD Editor-in-Chief, Johnny Roosevelt A few weeks ago, we informed you of the most beautiful pizza ever concocted- the Pizza Hut Toppings Stuffed Pizza. This glorious conspiracy against your arteries has been unleashed onto America for a limited time only, so we… Read More [REDACTED] Tries The Pizza Hut Stuffed Topping Pizza
“…Yes….Yesss….YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!” ~AFFotD Food Critic, John Goodman Everyday, the AFFotD office brings in the most exotic, unhealthy American meals we can think of. For example, today we ate Bald Eagle burgers. They were surprisingly gamey, but we made up for it with a really inventive Dijon Mustard recipe. We won’t tell you what’s in it, but… Read More Pizza Hut Brings Us One Step Closer to Pizza Stuffed Pizzas