Gary Busey is an American actor who is equal parts teeth and motorcycle accident, an Academy Award nominated thespian who has been working in Hollywood for the last 40 years. He also looks like he pooped his pants, but is kind of proud about it, in every picture that’s been taken of him in the past 20 years. The man needs no introduction, as he has been the toothy madman of Hollywood for as long as we can remember, and we’d not have it any other way.
We bring that up because we had an office party here at AFFotD headquarters last night, the theme of which was apparently (we think) “drink so much that you don’t remember what the theme of the party was supposed to be.” So our staff is pretty out of sorts at the moment, and when we need a hangover pick-me-up, we like to google Gary Busey. It might seem random and confusing, but when you stumble onto sites like this, you sort of realize the joy of doing this.
Well, today we found something magical. We found the official twitter feed of Gary Busey. It’s exactly what you’d expect from a famous crazy person with brain damage, and nothing would make us happier than to pool together our hungover resources to dig through each inane 140-character-or-less ramble and pick out the best for you, the (we’re assuming) hungover American.
The Greatest Hits of Gary Busey’s Twitter Feed
“Hi, I’m Gary Busey, I’ll be your caterpillar today.”