“Hey baby, let’s get you out of those not-yet-drunk clothes.”
While the Holidays have past, and we are given a much harder time coming up with excuses to start drinking on a Wednesday at noon (“it’s, uh, the birthday of…uh…Jack…Daniels…”) we can still take a moment to look back fondly on aspects that make the Holidays so warm and inviting. And drunk. And an awesome but mean trick to play on your lactose intolerant friends. Yes, we’re talking about eggnog.
“But AFFotD, why are you talking about eggnog when there’s a picture of George Washington that looks like he’s teaching the Indian boy next to him how to properly give a hand jibber?” you no doubt are asking, and to that we say, hey, nice use of the word “hand jibber” it’s nice to know that hasn’t completely fallen out of style yet. But secondly, we have to tell you something. This article? Is not going to be some mamby pamby eggnog article. Fuck that. No, today we are going to introduce to you…
George Washington’s Eggnog Recipe (Will Getchya Drunk)