“This is either the best book, or the worst book, that I’ve ever read. But to be fair, I’ve never read a full book.”
~AFFotD’s Official Book Reviewer
Yes, it takes a lot for a “book” to grab our attention and make us start to “read” it. Unless that book is blatantly xenophobic, or, you know, actually just a beer, it’s tough to motivate us into stringing together the various printed words and comprehending the “action” that we’re implored to use our “imagination” and “stop drinking for just one damn minute.” Well, even when we read we know better than to do it sober.
Of course, we quickly changed our tune (well, except for the “reading while drunk, only” thing, that’s pretty non-negotiable) as soon as we saw the cover for DNA Nannies, available for download through the Kindle and written by “Pseudonym: Fidel Faddle.” Yes, this creative genius decided that the best alias he could come up with would be “Fidel Faddle,” which in no way tells us that this book was written by a 65 year old man with delusions of grandeur. But we’ll get to that later.
Just look at that cover! Wall Street! Statue! Wall Street again! Uh, Wall Street in the 20s! LOG CABINS! Galaxies! UFOs! Tits! TITS! This book has to be the best book ever, right?
Well, there’s only one way to find out.
AFFotD Book Review: DNA Nannies by Fidel Faddle
…did we mention the tits?