“We had a deal. One reference of Wendy’s delicious food for every reference of a strange, crazy American food. That was the deal. That’s what we paid you for. You don’t want the hose again, do you?”
As we’ve discussed, in detail, previously, AFFotD sometimes has a tough time affording its excess alcohol and golden tennis racquets, and apparently the insurance company has stopped allowing us to put life insurance policies out on our Interns. So, turning to the corporate realm, we’ve recently received financial backing from Wendy’s, who will sponsor every America Fun Fact of the Day about glorious, American foods. Because nothing is more glorious than the Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Wendy’s! Winter’s coming, so it’s time for you to bundle up and enjoy the original Spicy Chicken Sandwich. You can have it with a side bowl of chili, French fries, or a baked potatoes, the possibilities are endless!
(Please help us. Even their lawyers have guns. Some of us have families. Please. Do something.)
Wendy’s is on the forefront of culinary technology, as evident by their deliciously American Baconator burger, and now they’re here to tell you, erm, have us tell you about the latest high point in American snacking!
Beef Jerky Potato Chips! That’s not even sarcastic, we’re really excited about it. Sweet Jesus that sounds great. Erm, not as great as Wendy’s French Fries, now using all natural sea salt (Ugh. Shoot us now). But incredible nonetheless!
There is a God. And he’s clearly American.