“Too Italian. What else you got?”
~Movie Executives at the suggestion of naming Marion Morrison “Anthony Wayne” instead of “John Wayne”
Being a General of the Revolutionary War is a pretty good point to have on a “Why I’m an Awesome American” resume. Being the basis for the name “John Wayne” makes you worthy of an American Fun Fact of the Day. Having your nickname insinuate that you’re balls-to-the-ceiling crazy? Well, that’s just to be expected for the man who Batman was fucking named after. All in a day’s work for Mad Anthony Wayne, the man who puts the “Do not fuck with me” into “America.”
“What’s that? 100th day of the year? Sure you can use that as a reason to drink today. You know what else you can use as a reason? THIS IS AMERICA DAMMIT!”
~Johnny Roosevelt, Editor-in-Chief of AFFotD
Today is April 10th, which sources tell us, is the 100th day of the year. So, if your 2011 has been great, or terrible, either way that’s a cause to drink. And as as result, we’re going to do something very special at the America Fun Fact of the Day offices here today. We are going to let a separate AFFotD staffer inform you of what happened on previous April 10ths in America. Except most of them will be in various states of drunk. Don’t worry, we’ll let you know who you’re hearing from, and how much they’ve had to drink, and hopefully they’ll have done their research well enough that they’re not just drunkenly pulling shit out of their asses.
But then again, we can’t make any promises.
So, without further ado, here is…
The American History of April 10th in America (As Remembered By Drunk Americans)