“Too Italian. What else you got?”
~Movie Executives at the suggestion of naming Marion Morrison “Anthony Wayne” instead of “John Wayne”
Being a General of the Revolutionary War is a pretty good point to have on a “Why I’m an Awesome American” resume. Being the basis for the name “John Wayne” makes you worthy of an American Fun Fact of the Day. Having your nickname insinuate that you’re balls-to-the-ceiling crazy? Well, that’s just to be expected for the man who Batman was fucking named after. All in a day’s work for Mad Anthony Wayne, the man who puts the “Do not fuck with me” into “America.”
